Me: We have a beautiful son.
C: Yeah. Maybe we should have named him Edward.
Me:...
Me: I am blogging that.
(Side note: He is actually named for his grandfather, Edward. Just not actually Edward. It's a Jewish thing. Also, a confusing thing. As in: "Oh! What an unusual name! Is he named after anyone?" "Yes, his grandfather, Edward." "Oh...um...how?")
